Geek bio

Looky lou, it’s the biography of everyone who ever appeared on the cover of Wired or INC!

I’m the greatest programmer the world has known, and it’s time you all learn this truth. Learn it so completely you are forced into hiding … never to touch a keyboard again.

I run large multi-million dollar projects for incredibly large multi-billion dollar companies with only a staff of three programmers. We invent never before seen technologies that eclipse the word “enterprise” to become something infinitely more significant: giganteprise

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He’s like the Bruce Lee of programmers!

Or sumfin.

His site also makes me glad I never went into Ruby on Rails. I won’t even tell you about that itty bitty little division of our Hugamamundogiganto Company that decided it would hire a consultant to write an app using Ruby on Rails, thinking that once it was written the IT department would host it, BUT NEGLECTED TO NOTICE THAT WE ARE A MICROSOFT SHOP. So shoot me. I work for a Microsoft shop now. And I have a very nice benefits package, thankyouverymuch. Never had that when I was a crackerjack open-source php developer. Sure, I could hang out with the cool kids. But most of the cool kids were still young and pretty enough not to need a doctor very often.

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