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haiku: jquery love

jquery‘s magic opens possibilities loving api‘s

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All I want for Christmas is a robot friend

My downstairs neighbor and I hit it off almost as soon as he moved in. Turns out we’re both huge geeks with just enough of an overlap in interests to loan each other books we don’t actually own. Yesterday, he … Continue reading

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How to become a professional programmer

Man, if someone had given me this list back in 1996, I’d have crawled under a rock or gone back to being a secretary. Sometimes you’ve just got to be like Snoopy and fly because no one said you couldn’t. … Continue reading

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Geek bio

Looky lou, it’s the biography of everyone who ever appeared on the cover of Wired or INC! I’m the greatest programmer the world has known, and it’s time you all learn this truth. Learn it so completely you are forced … Continue reading

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Hates the deadline. Hates it. Loves the client. Loves them.

Anyone following me on Twitter or Gchat (waves to , , and ) know that I’ve been doing rather painful, deadline-driven work. Actually, it’s the kind of work I did for the first 10 years of my career in web … Continue reading

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