Tag Archives: design

Dear Apple

Dear Apple: Yes, your products are sexy and nicely designed and I lust after them with all my heart, especially after being inundated with ads in which comely young people dance around and smile and socialize with them. But your … Continue reading

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Three reasons to be grateful

Sushi three times this week. Sitting at a sushi lunch counter while three guys speak Ethiopian and the sushi-sans speak Japanese. Army guy keeps bringing me these: Not to be cocky, but I’ve developed a pretty nice talent for flower … Continue reading

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Garden relaunch poll

I could be really cutesy and call it a repotting. But that would be silly.

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Cross-platform fonts

As you may or may not know, graphic designers can get pretty protective of their fonts. And after having worked in the medium myself, I see why. After all, a site that looks great with, say, Arial or Verdana typeface … Continue reading

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Print Work, oh Print Work

Print work can suck my big fat dick. No, really. It’s silicon, and detachable, and BLUE, just like one of the FUCKING SHADES of BLUE I’ve been staring at all day long! But not, apparently, the right shade of blue. … Continue reading

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Why does it take me so damn long to do anything in MS Publisher? Is it because it’s a Microsoft product and therefore mind-numbingly dull? And the opposite of user-friendly? Or is it because I am easily distracted today? Before … Continue reading

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